Stephanie has sent in this photograph of Beatrice's tomb in Florence.

Joe Hemmerling has subjected it to a severe linguistic analysis. He claims that it contains a secret code, a code that makes reference to "gli mahwahviani" and a "bear attack" that will end "il modernismo." Oh that Joe and his Dan Brown books!
I have claimed nothing of the sort, sir, and your mention of me in the same paragraph as Dan Brown is a besmirching of my good name. This means war, Hanson. WAR. GOOD GOD! *HUH* WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR?
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